You for coffee?
A bunch of scientists in white coats today announced to the Wiggy Wigster community and some others insignificant people, that the secret to staying young is the use of coffee!
"There's magic in those beans" one scientist announced to the crowd at the Annual Report of Scientific Experiments.
The announcement generated so much excited whooping that the entire neighbouring conference, the Annual Notification of Undiscovered Science, burst in to the room and the insisted that the announcement had to be repeated. This resulted in even more louder whooping, which in turn was heard by the British Association of Plastic Surgeons, who then insisted the re-announcement be re-re-announced. They didn’t believe a word of though and retired back to their conference facilities to compare pre and post nose job pictures.
Despite this set back, the majority of listeners where excited by the news that the smearing of processed coffee or caffeine on to the skin was found to reverse the signs of ageing within 3 months. The study involved a number of smokers sporting cappuccino moustaches in public with the aim to reverse the "cat's bum smoking" mouth look from which so many smokers suffer from.
Scientists are looking for keen volunteers to take part in further tests. You may see them out and about on your daily duties.
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