Wednesday, 9 May 2007

The Rules for W6

The Rules FAQ
We often get asked about the website www.worldwidewig.co.uk which is sometimes known as W6, so it's worth putting some information here to help.

FAQ 1 - Do you have rules?
Yes

FAQ 2 - Really?
Yes we do. We really have rules.

FAQ 3 - Why do you have rules?
We could explain at length why we need rules to keep a balance between legality, common sense and ethical Wig play, but we won’t. Just accept that there are rules. OK?

FAQ 4 - What are the rules?
Please refer to the section "The Rules".

FAQ 5 - I have read the rules and my submission seems to have been scored incorrectly.
Please note that the rules are there to be broken by the Wig High Council. You must abide by them, but when it comes to scoring we can deviate or add to them at any time without notice.

FAQ 6 - So what’s the point of rules?
Wow, this is a tough one. Think of them as guidelines that can shift as rapidly as a whale in a blizzard. Now imagine that the Wig High Council get involved, put the whale on a slippery slope, lubricate it with goose fat and give it a friendly push. You don’t know where it might end up, but it’s still a large aquatic mammal isn’t it. I hope that clears it up.

FAQ 7 - Why do you give bonus points if there is a clock in the photo?
Please refer to the ‘Quick Reference Score Guide’

The Rules

Rule 1: Keep it clean to make the scene
Whilst we at the World Wide Wig welcome all submissions you should note the following rules apply:You should only send us submissions that you'd be prepare to show your grandmother.We'll only add submissions that we are prepared to show our grandmother. She's 87, very frail and easily shocked. If we feel that your entry is not suitable then we might track down your grandmother and show her what you've been up to.We reserve the right to alter your submission in anyway we see fit for the public domain viewing of our website.

Rule 2: Bonus Points
Each accepted entry will automatically be awarded 50 big shiny points (herein and thereafter referred to as "BSP"). In addition, extra bonus points may be awarded based on the contents of the submission. See "Quick reference Score Guide" for full details

Rule 3: Penalty Points
Each accepted entry may also be penalised based on it content. See "Quick reference Score Guide" for full details

Rule 4: Legality, Danger and Consequences
Please note that whilst we enjoy the risqué nature of certain photos, we at World Wide Wig accept no responsibility for your actions in pursuit of the ideal Wiggy. All consequences of Wigging are your own problem. We do not condone illegal actions (and although we all enjoyed watching The Italian Job starring Michael Caine, the movie is looking a little dated now).

Quick Reference Score Guide


TitlePointsDescription and Comments
Basic+50Automatically awarded to all submissions
Famous place+50Extra bonus for including an identifiable famous landmark
Famous person+ 50 to +200Extra bonus for including an identifiable famous person. If the person appears on our "Most Wanted" list, extra points may be awarded.
National Flag+25Extra bonus for including a picture of the national flag. The full flag must be clearly visible.
Highly Public Place+10 to +50We expect to see people in a public place, and points will be awarded on how many there are.
Multiple Wiggy+100The Wigster who submits the picture is awarded the points. The Wig Accomplice gets no points unless the picture is submitted again (see Repetition penalty)
Comedy Setting+10 to +50We accurately measure the volume of laughter and award points from the output.
Comedy Sign+10 to +50Rated on comedic value and ingenuity
Miserable-10If it makes you feel bad you shouldn’t be doing it. Penalty points will apply
Clock+20We have no idea why we give bonus points for clocks. Don’t bother asking.
Repetition-10 to -50Please see below
Use of "Wig" in sign bonus+50Keep looking and carry your Wig at all times. There are lots out there.
Danger Factor+10 to +50Please refer to Rule 4
Wig not visible-100Why did you even bother submitting the picture?
Contravene the law- 50 to +50We do not condone this. Please refer to Rule 4
Silly outfit+10 to +50More silly equals more points, obviously.
Over enthusiasm-50 to +50Risky - can be judged with a penalty or bonus on a whim of the Wig High Council
Remote Location+30You may have spent weeks getting there, but you still get only 30 points.
Non-standard Wig-40The Wig should have been downloaded from the web site. No excuses.
Hiding or Lurking-40Wear your Wiggy with pride
Repetition-10 to -50Please see above
Use of a golden Wig by a non world champion-200Just don’t do it. It’s not big and it’s not clever.
Use of official merchandise+50If our official merchandise is visible, you get an advertising bonus.
Wig misalignment-10 to -50It’s not difficult to get it right. Please try harder. Try more hair gel.
Point of Interest+10 to +50Anything that we think is interesting in the picture. Be creative!

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