Caught Short

The adventures of Upset Stomach Man and Spew Boy

Episode 1 : Caught Short

Interior - USM and SB are in their secret base watching their 42 inch flat screen vomitor for any crime related shenanigans.

SB: "Holy toilet roll upset stomach man, there hasn't been any crime for a whole week!"

USM: "Patience my under nourished and rather pale looking friend, all things come to those who wait."

SB: "I don't feel so well."

USM: "To the lav!"

Exterior - We see a rather suspicious looking character milling about outside a bank. We are introduced to USM's arch nemesis - The Unhygienic Chef.

TUC: "No one will suspect me when I rob this bank, it will be like taking lemontart made with out of date eggs from a baby. Then I can open more restaurants and spread food posioning throughout the city. No one can stop the Unhygienic Chef! MUWHAHAHAHAHAAH!!"

Interior - USM and SB's secret base.

SB: "I don't remember eating carrots."

USM: "You sure had a lot to bring up there spew boy, most impressive. Wait, look... the Vomitor!"

SB: "The Unhygienic Chef is robbing a bank!"

USM: "To the lurgey mobile!" Interior - Inside the bank

TUC: "Nobody move, this is a stick up. Give me all your money and make it snappy... snappy like brandy snaps covered in congealed cream!"

USM: "Hold it right there Unhygienic Chef!"

TUC: "Ha, you fell into my trap.. take this!"

USM: "No... not undercooked cod fillets with a dodgy looking white sauce. Spew Boy, get him!"

SB: "I don't feel so good."

Narrator: "Oh no, what will happen to our crime fighting duo with dubious health? Can they outwit the unhygienic chef? Can anyone think of any more lurgey and chef related comments?

Find out in episode two... the big clean up!"

Fini - A Grey Cardigan Production