Environmental Policy 34A

Company Memo
It's good to know that some companies are taking note of a new initiative to save the planet.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04/23/crow_masterplan/

This note is for all individuals who "volunteered" to take part in Environmental Policy 34A.

Following our recent environment engagement communications, this note is a reminder of the key actions required of you before the end of April and ongoing.

We recently agreed, on your behalf, that from 1st April 2007 all of our slaves, err I mean staff would take part in a environmental pilot. As part of this pilot you agreed, via us telling you to do so, to be limited to one sheet of toilet paper per visit loo visit. Whilst we initially envisaged this as an optional objective, it has been brought to our attention that engagement on this initiative has been low. The Company senior partners have been disappointed by this up take, especially since you were deliberately targeted due to your low morale and lack of company belonging. We have therefore decide to reinvigorate this policy by making it mandatory.

Going forward it has been agreed that all individuals prior to using any emissions facility will report to their local coordinator to receive their allocated sheet of toilet paper. The local reps have been chosen randomly, but have all enthusiastically agreed to their new responsibilities. You will later receive an email informing you of your individual local rep. For Management Information only, information regarding an individuals usage will be monitored but will not be used against you in your appraisal.

Please note single sheets are reserved for cubicle only visits and gentlemen will be unable to save up collections from urinal visits. It is considered a disciplinary offence for any individual to save or sell sheets.

Please contact your local rep if you have any further questions.

Regards,

The evil bustard of the east wing.

"Together we can heal the world"