New Trousers
Dark Chickens spent the day in a vain attempt to buy a new suit - he has tried everywhere and still can't find one in his size - apparently tall skinny people don't exist and he's just being picky wanting a suit that fits.
He was so desperate that he even ventured into 'Suits You', a place he'd sworn never to return to after the changing room assault he suffered last time - the guy pinned the trousers to his pants for goodness sake!
Yesterday's shopping trip was no better an experience. You will be able to hear the stress in his voice as he recalls the event...
"Do you know what it's like having a man on his knees in a changing room working too close to your private regions? They're on commission I tell you, the guy just pulled out any suit and said there you go this one will fit, it's a lovely suit (it wasn't) and before I knew it he's measuring me up and explaining they've got expert tailors who can convert a 31" trouser leg in to a 33". Thankfully he relented when I asked where they got the extra 2" from. "
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