Film concept

An idea for a film about pirates

In a small town on the outskirts of London lived Kevin, a middle aged, middle of the road guy.

Kevin was nothing special, but as he completed another day working for Westminster Bank he paused to consider whether others knew he was a mighty pirate.

There were no give away signs, no eye patch, no wooden leg and no treasure map. To the rest of the world he was an everyday man, well apart from his ribbon tied pony tail.

Kevin was no ordinary pirate for he'd never been to sea, never owned a ship and he was even allergic to parrots. Despite all of this it was a mighty pirate that Kevin was born to be.

Kevin climbed in to his vessel of choice, a red fiat uno and made his escape after another uneventful day to fulfil his pirate fantasy as one of the Pirates of the Caravan Site.

(Film rights for "Pirates of the Caravan Site" to be negotiated with Dark Chickens).