A Lambpie Lunch

Lambpie (of WorldWideWig fame) has today reported that:

• It is not possible to buy a 4 way Hozelock distribution bar in Bexleyheath, although other inferior makes are available.
• One of his collegues has crippled England footballer Michael Owen's phone number on his mobile.
• Another collegue is considering having a haircut to eliminate an infestation.

Thanks for the gossip Lambpie, let us know if you find that Hozelock fitting!